Dashing through DC
With a gang of lobbyists
Love that K Street cash
Forget constituents
How can I get one more
Gerrymandered term?
What fun it is to wheel and deal
And watch the voters squirm.
Oh, incumbent, incumbent
It’s really quite a scam
Voters pay, you get to play
Off in Afghanistan
Blaming all the Dems
For our country’s ills
You say no to S-CHIP
And you laugh at CAFÉ bills
You say you’re Intel Guy,
Know lots ‘bout terrorist stuff
In Pakistan, you are the man
But you don’t come home enough
Oh, incumbent, incumbent
It must have been a bummer
The NIE says Iran’s nuke-free
No photo ops there in your Hummer
Cross-posted at Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood
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